The Best Squamish April Fool's Jokes

The Best Squamish April Fool's Jokes

Squamish has a funny bone and this April Fool's Day is no exception. Read on for a compilation of all the best jokes shared this April 1, 2019. 

1. Stationary-Skateboards and the No-Bounce-Trampoline

Airhouse Sports Academy

From today onwards you can take your chances with the Stationary-Skateboard and the No-Bounce-Trampoline. What do you reckon?

2. Clear Gluten Free Pilsner

Backcountry Brewing

This clear Pilsner remains true to style, the result is a crisp, dry clear Pilsner with a glacier fresh, floral and spicy nose.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2ND ANNIVERSARY BEER Trinkwasser Bier We have been hard at work for the past year, refining the process to create this revolutionary clear and refreshing, gluten free Pilsner for our second anniversary! This clear Pilsner remains true to style, the result is a crisp, dry clear Pilsner with a glacier fresh, floral and spicy nose. Enjoyed best on April fools day:) IBU 20 ABV 5% Shipping to exclusive retailers this week. Available today on draught, growler fills and cans!

A post shared by Backcountry Brewing (@backcountrybrewing) on Apr 1, 2019 at 6:59am PDT

3. Hazy Daze Hopp Bombs

Howe Sound Brewing 

"Our bartenders are gonna be dropping a healthy dose of fresh hop pellets into each pint of Hazy Daze NE IPA to get the freshest, haziest and hopiest beer yet!"

4. Campus Heli Pad

Quest University “

It just seemed like this was the right time,” said Jasmine Aimaq, Quest’s Director of Communications.

5. Squamish Space Tourism

Sea to Sky Air

*(lunch is provided, veggie and gluten-free options on request).

6. Safety Updates in Progress: Adding a Handrail to Entrails

SORCA (Squamish Off-Road Cycling Association)

"We will be filling in the depression in the whale’s back... as well as adding a handrail. Should make the whole trail flow better with a little less effort."