The Best Squamish April Fool's Jokes

The Best Squamish April Fool's Jokes
Squamish has a funny bone and this April Fool's Day is no exception. Read on for a compilation of all the best jokes shared this April 1, 2019.
1. Stationary-Skateboards and the No-Bounce-Trampoline
From today onwards you can take your chances with the Stationary-Skateboard and the No-Bounce-Trampoline. What do you reckon?
2. Clear Gluten Free Pilsner
This clear Pilsner remains true to style, the result is a crisp, dry clear Pilsner with a glacier fresh, floral and spicy nose.
3. Hazy Daze Hopp Bombs
"Our bartenders are gonna be dropping a healthy dose of fresh hop pellets into each pint of Hazy Daze NE IPA to get the freshest, haziest and hopiest beer yet!"
4. Campus Heli Pad
It just seemed like this was the right time,” said Jasmine Aimaq, Quest’s Director of Communications.
5. Squamish Space Tourism
*(lunch is provided, veggie and gluten-free options on request).
6. Safety Updates in Progress: Adding a Handrail to Entrails
SORCA (Squamish Off-Road Cycling Association)
"We will be filling in the depression in the whale’s back... as well as adding a handrail. Should make the whole trail flow better with a little less effort."